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Pinup Demotivational Poster


I LOVE EXERCISE -


TAGS: vintage hilda exercise pinup poster
Rating: 4.71/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - November 1, 2017, 6:15 am
I would still tap that, I'm chubby too!
lgvernon - January 13, 2014, 8:32 pm

I love vintage pinup art. I think it's beautiful. Hilda is my favorite because she's so uninhibited. She's also zaftig, as I have been all my life. She's validating, I suppose. Thanks!
premiumgrade - January 13, 2014, 8:05 pm
LG, I love this character. I ran across Duane Bryers’s Hilda 6 months ago. I’d never seen her before. You’d think I would have considering I’m 68 & she’s been around as far back at 1957. I guess I led a sheltered life.


PROTONS HAVE MASS? -


TAGS: pinup humor
Rating: 4.66/5

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falloutghoul - April 1, 2012, 10:52 pm
"I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts to burn victims."


LAUNDRY -


TAGS: pinup humor
Rating: 4.57/5

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lgvernon - March 20, 2012, 5:18 pm

Thanks! I'm happy to learn you like them. I've always loved pin-up art. Most examples denote a certain feistiness in the women portrayed. I like to think that's part of what makes them so appealing.
Reality Lord - March 20, 2012, 5:12 pm

i gotta agree with gary...love the series
gas - March 20, 2012, 2:45 pm
LOL! and in a manner inversely proportional to the number of clean clothes you have left
lgvernon - March 20, 2012, 11:23 am

Thanks, GaryO!~
GaryO - March 20, 2012, 9:30 am
Love this series, Linda. And this buxom babe is no exception. M-M-M-M-M


DREAMING -


TAGS: pinup humor
Rating: 4.52/5

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mariand - March 24, 2012, 3:29 am
nicely done... same idea with less votes 150197...lol
lgvernon - March 23, 2012, 11:44 pm

Well, maybe not...
carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:43 pm
(carebear BANNED)
GaryO - March 23, 2012, 8:26 am
Make it three...I'll be raking leave5....WOOF!


SEXUAL HARRASSMENT -


TAGS: will be graded pinup humor
Rating: 4.81/5

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lgvernon - April 1, 2012, 10:25 am

Yeah, GAryO, I expect there was a whole lot of rotor noise to be contended with~~followed by spontateous breakages and long silence.
GaryO - April 1, 2012, 10:11 am
Ol’ Howard sure knew his aerodynamics. But, alas, he hadn’t figured on the turbulence from those pesky hypersonic flows….


PUBLIC SERVICE -


TAGS: pinup art
Rating: 4.81/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 1:45 pm
"Fez likes likes them big, Fez likes them tall, Fez likes them all."
TheSanityInspector - June 10, 2012, 9:56 pm
Never did cotton to stringbean girls, much prefer women with some meat on they bonez.
EmilioDumphque - April 16, 2012, 2:38 pm
We could use more plump girls that look this good!
GaryO - April 2, 2012, 9:32 am
‘Plump’ is such a comely word, a wonderfully comely word…. Ode to ‘Plump’… WOOF, WOOF WOOF WOOF! and WOOF evermore


ENERGY -


TAGS: sex and running pinup humor
Rating: 4.74/5

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GaryO - April 13, 2012, 8:47 am
I s’pose I could slow down ‘sorry, bye’ to auctioneer’s pace, but then I be inclined to add ‘um bedda bid bedda bee bedda wooooo dooba dee bedda bee....sold’, and that could present a risk of facial harm......
lgvernon - April 13, 2012, 12:13 am

Thanks, Bone!~~
lgvernon - April 13, 2012, 12:13 am

And I suppose you sound like a tobacco auctioneer?
BoneCD - April 11, 2012, 5:03 pm
LMAO
GaryO - April 11, 2012, 1:25 pm
30 seconds??? Oh...yeah.....the apology..


TEACH A GIRL TO FISH -


TAGS: pinup humor
Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - March 30, 2012, 8:11 pm
OH-H-H-H-H no she won’t Got a picture of her boat and motor?


OF COURSE YOUR LAUNDRY'S DONE -


TAGS: pinup girl humor
Rating: 4.74/5

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GySgt1811a - March 12, 2012, 10:39 pm
Yes..Vargas & Gil Hibben; ever the best.
lgvernon - March 12, 2012, 5:21 pm

I love these old pin-ups. They're beautiful and always so sassy!~
carebear - March 12, 2012, 1:09 pm
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - March 12, 2012, 12:59 pm
And the ashes of my heart lie scattered at your feet. (Dear Ms Ig, you've just got to stop all this sexting. My ol' ticker may not be able to take any more!)


CALORIES -


TAGS: alter your clothes pinup humor
Rating: 4.72/5

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lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 5:01 pm

Thank you!~
carebear - March 22, 2012, 4:35 pm
(carebear BANNED)
GaryO - March 22, 2012, 1:06 pm
5 loins...girded


DOGHOUSE -


TAGS: built for one pinup humor
Rating: 4.72/5

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lgvernon - March 30, 2012, 12:38 pm

Oh, GaryO, that would mean splinters. That's never good.
GaryO - March 30, 2012, 8:51 am
perhaps (be still my heart) one in Braille (?) …..Oh, WOOF!
lgvernon - March 24, 2012, 5:30 pm

I tried to find a skylight for it~~just for you GaryO~~but they don't make them in bifocals. Sorry, buddy!~~
GaryO - March 23, 2012, 8:31 am
I was kinda kiddin’ about the sky light, but yeah, WOOF!


BEAUTY -




LISTENING -


TAGS: benevolence pinup
Rating: 4.5/5

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GaryO - April 14, 2012, 2:24 pm
Poor Hilda. In a quandary. Maybe she needs help out of her quandary…even though it looks good on her. WOOF.


MARIJUANA - It's Harmless Really Unless You Fashion It Into A Club and Beat Somebody Over The Head With It




PIONEER WOMEN -


TAGS: pinup humor
Rating: 4.53/5

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maoworks2 - March 21, 2012, 7:20 am
Sad But True.


SEX AND CALORIES -


TAGS: sex humor vintage pinup
Rating: 4.43/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2013, 10:28 am
Control, you may learn. Through the force, other things you'll see.


PHYSICS -


TAGS: vintage pinup humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - June 7, 2013, 12:12 pm

That means you're utterly brilliant, Cynic~~
lgvernon - June 7, 2013, 12:12 pm

I was only teasing you, Sho!~~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 7, 2013, 2:48 am
Oh, my God. Both is occurring right before my eyes.
Sho - June 7, 2013, 2:24 am
Oh no no. I'm sorry if it came out in a grumpy way lol. Btw, luv the pic style. fav'd
lgvernon - June 6, 2013, 11:06 pm

Well, I've been characterized as many things, but slow isn't one of them. I think you're just Grumpy (or maybe Sleepy, Sneezy, or Doc). You're lovable anyway.
Sho - June 6, 2013, 7:37 pm
The only reason people seem bright until they speak is not because light travels faster than sound. It's because you're slow
lgvernon - June 6, 2013, 7:10 pm

Depends entirely on whether they're coming or going;)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2013, 6:30 pm
So seeing them is a good thing or a bad thing?
lgvernon - June 6, 2013, 4:11 pm

Thanks, Cynic!~
lgvernon - June 6, 2013, 4:11 pm

You're very observant!~
lgvernon - June 6, 2013, 4:10 pm

(Actually, they're invisible. I was just testing you.)
GaryO - June 6, 2013, 3:10 pm
‘Sparklies’?…whew…..thought that was my brain
EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 3:00 pm
Optimist's view: she wants me to retrieve it.
lgvernon - June 6, 2013, 1:49 pm

Thank you! I had fun making the sparklies~~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2013, 12:51 pm
Ha! Nice.


INSTRUCTIONS - All Women should come with a complete set.




EXPERIENCE -


TAGS: pinup humor
Rating: 4.87/5

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SteveFurlong - March 30, 2012, 12:37 am
It's only awesome because it's true.
mariand - March 21, 2012, 1:59 am
nice...


AGE -


TAGS: groucho marx quotation pinup humor
Rating: 4.79/5

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GaryO - April 8, 2012, 9:12 am
Hot floured buns! I’m willing to start a new Easter tradition. Sure am. WOOF!.....I’m out here darlin’


I FAILED MY DRIVERS' TEST -


TAGS: driving humor vintage pinup
Rating: 4.67/5

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lgvernon - July 7, 2013, 5:18 pm

Thanks, Silver!~ I love these classy vintage pinups, myself. Envy on my part~~pure envy!~
Silverheart - July 7, 2013, 1:39 pm

Those vintage pinups! Tasty! And good accompanying text on top of that. May the 5s be with you.


OLD SCHOOL - Bringing sexy back? Hell it never left.


TAGS: old school pinup sexy
Rating: 4.78/5

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doctorwholittle - February 21, 2011, 11:03 pm
EXCELLENT choice as well!!
voodoo3535 - February 20, 2011, 1:51 pm
Thank you. The new models are nice but there is just something about a classic.
autumnspirit - February 19, 2011, 2:43 am
Damn strait! Lets talk Marilyn M.! Tall, size 14 and still the hottest around! 5L's for bringing it back!


A TIGHT DRESS -




LISTEN, GIRLFRIEND -


TAGS: relationship advice vintage pinup humor
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 1:05 am
And a few we wish were dead cuz they are soooo damn annoying. I'm talking 5L kind of annoying... ;)


NEVER TRY TO IMPRESS A WOMAN -


TAGS: vintage pinup with dog
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - June 23, 2013, 3:22 pm

Quote by W. C. Fields
rerun - June 23, 2013, 1:38 pm

Man, that is the truth.


MORTALITY -


TAGS: pink pinup mortality humor poster
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - March 8, 2014, 10:16 am
Oh WOOF! I’ll die slipping on my drool from watching a buxom aid bending over my bedpan….it’s a hope.


NAUGHTY -


TAGS: pinup santa humor merry christmas
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - December 26, 2013, 1:57 pm

Thank you, Mr. Rerun~~
rerun - December 25, 2013, 8:41 am

wonderful poster.
GaryO - December 25, 2013, 3:32 am
Card? I shoulda sent her my clinic bill. Merry Christmas, LG
lgvernon - December 25, 2013, 1:52 am

Same thing happened to my husbing...I really need to send that woman a thank you card. ;) Merry Christmas, Gary.
GaryO - December 25, 2013, 12:35 am
Well, I guess I wouldn’t know…’cept, on the other hand, I can say, an ol’ gal took ME where I’d never gone…..I was so young, and tender…..and sore
lgvernon - December 25, 2013, 12:12 am

Hmmm~~someone very near and dear to me tells me there's no greater pleasure than that derived from corrupting a good girl...
GaryO - December 24, 2013, 10:54 pm
‘Sometimes’??? I have yet to have a good time with a ‘good’ girl. Howeveh, I wouldn’t mind makin’ Mary, there…..’cause she looks gooood. And I’m rather drunk.


WHAT I SAY -




SECRET TO SUCCESS -


TAGS: vintage nurse pinup success humor
Rating: 4.71/5

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lgvernon - August 19, 2013, 10:07 pm

And it would take the undertaker half-a-day to get the smile off your face...
GaryO - August 19, 2013, 9:58 pm
If she was my doctor, she wouldn’t need a stethoscope, she could just watch it beat…for a while.
lgvernon - August 19, 2013, 9:37 pm

It's because your doctor's just lookin' out for your heart!~
GaryO - August 19, 2013, 9:24 pm
Why is it that I never get that babe when I go to the doctor, or even give blood…..I get Olga…guess I should just be glad she always has scrubs on….(shudder)
lgvernon - August 19, 2013, 8:53 pm

Thank you, Icon!~
Iconoclast - August 19, 2013, 8:49 pm
I'd give you 5 pints for that ..... but I have to wait 8 weeks between pints.


LIVE AND LEARN -


TAGS: vintage pinup creditcard misunderstanding humor
Rating: 4.55/5

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lgvernon - June 17, 2013, 9:46 pm

LOL~~thanks, Bone!~
BoneCD - June 17, 2013, 9:33 pm
Ahhhh...if only my wife knew...5L


WORLD WAR II - And the legs that ended it.


TAGS: world war ii pinup grable
Rating: 2.73/5

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ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 1:05 am
Would that it were.


THE UGLY TRUTH -


TAGS: hate vintage pinup art humor
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 19, 2016, 7:39 pm
---wiping eyes from laughing---Ohhhhh IgV, that's hilarious!!!!! 5 little lions rolling around helpless with laughter!
Reality Lord - January 19, 2016, 6:44 pm

trust me...you can sell these. if i sold my crap...oh lord ...you can do well
Reality Lord - January 19, 2016, 6:44 pm

gorgeous vusally and hilarious. de-motivaional defined. my god lg, you've blown the doors off this site with your posts these last few days. i bow down.


Cowgirl logic -


TAGS: cowgirl pinup pun humor
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - January 12, 2017, 4:20 pm
Ahh ok I see. Thanks, guys! :D
lgvernon - January 12, 2017, 4:03 pm

This derives from the American Western Cowboy phrase, when herding cattle, which were often referred to as 'dogies'. Cowboys, as memorialized in song, often shouted, 'Git along, little dogies!' This pun is a play on words from that.
Reality Lord - January 12, 2017, 2:56 pm

a daschund is also known as a weiner dog. they tend to have long bodies. the popular version of this breed today is mini-daschund. you could describe it as "a long little doggie"
JesusWept - January 12, 2017, 1:47 pm
Ok, I give up. I don't get it :-o
concern3 - January 12, 2017, 7:27 am
Words, You gotta love this one. UP yours


Pins And Needles -




FIRE SAFETY TRAINING -


TAGS: wrong answer pinup humor
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 29, 2013, 9:54 pm
Reminds me of a relative who was drafted; the drill sergeant asked, "What do you do when the enemy tosses a grenade into your foxhole?" My cousin replied, "I throw my buddy on it." They didn't allow him to go to Afghanistan, and sent him home.
GaryO - August 29, 2013, 8:54 am
I’d wait to be saved…lawdy, sumpm’s smolderin’ rat now (could be the sriracha)


OF COURSE I KNOW RIGHT FROM WRONG! -




THREE-HOUR NAP -


TAGS: ditzy humor vintage pinup
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 26, 2013, 9:59 pm

Silver, I just search for them on the web. I'm glad you like them!~
Silverheart - October 26, 2013, 8:40 pm

LG, I absolutely love these! Where do you get these great vintage pinup images?


I'M MISERABLE WITHOUT YOU -


TAGS: pinup humor
Rating: 4.89/5

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lgvernon - May 5, 2012, 11:29 am

That's a parlor stove, not a cookstove. [smirk back]
fan4camping - May 5, 2012, 9:18 am
At least she's in the Kitchen.. (smirk)


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